I hate the words lucifer and satan and devil and god and jesus and lord because you can’t converse about him/it/them without being immediately labeled.
But okay listen, what if L was just trying to tell the world that G was corrupt? What if G and Jman are like…the mafia…but worse? What if they are pretending to be all holy (no pun intended) but really they’re screwing everyone that believeth in them over? That would mean downstairs would be where the normal people go and then upstairs people realize that it’s all been a lie. Or they fall into their corrupt army because they’ve been jesus crazy all their lives.
How about THEM apples, evangelical loons!
Moral of the story is,
Stop following me, you mormon/latter day saint solicitors. You make me feel uncomfortable and a little scared, and I don’t want your little orange book.
And I kind of really definitely do NOT feel like doing the whole photography thing right now.
Can’t I just lay around and do nothing for a living?
Or like okay maybe…okay…alright maybe I would be okay with doing odd yet different things every day and getting paid for it. That way it would never be boring, yet I wouldn’t feel like I was doing work, you know?
Growing up is just not for me.
Seriously I am so cliche I want to punch myself in the mouth sometimes.
But real talk: thinking about school starting makes me want to throw up.
Sike I’m too stubborn to succumb to slumber. You try to coax me in to bed, well I’m not having it, sleep!
Also I’m selfish enough to want to take up everyone’s (and by everyone I mean all 29 followers…) dashboard. Pay attention to me!
A - Available: No way jose - Age: 18… however ask me on thursday and the answer will be different - Annoyance: loud chewing - Animal: Elephant
B - Beer: Smells like regret - Birthday: July 22nd! - Best Friends: Daniel Nigel Edwards and Marley Cogan - Body Part on opposite sex: Eyes, 8. - Best feeling in the world: Happiness - Blind or Deaf: Deaf. Theres Cochlear implants for that sheeyut. - Best weather: Warm, not too hot, breezy, and springy. - Been in Love: Since December 29th 2008 - Been on stage?: Si si - Believe in Magic: In a young girl’s heart (could my answers to these be any more predictable? I’m totes not witty. ) - Believe in God: Not particularly - Believe in Santa: Hell yeah.
C - Candy: Mmmmreesees - Color: I go to art school. All of them. - Chocolate/Vanilla: Chocolat-ay - Chinese/Mexican: Chinese - Cake or pie: Clearly cake - Continent to visit: Europe - Cheese: Sharp cheddar is nice
D - Day or Night: No preference - Dance in the rain?: Yeah! Even though I flinch every time a drop hits me because I’m that lame. But okay things hitting you from the sky? Come on. - Do the splits?: I used to, I dunno if I could anymore.
E - Eggs: Scrambleddd - Eyes: Hazel - Everyone’s got: a water buffalo - Ever failed a class?: Surprisingly no. Very close though.
F - First thoughts waking up: When did I fall asleep? - Food: Gimme gimme more
G - Greatest Fear: Embarassment, Failure, and DEFINITELY flying over water. - Goals: Too many to list - Gum: Makes my jaw sore and my teeth feel weird - Get along with your parents?: Mhm!! - Good luck charm: Changes periodically
H - Hair Color: Buhrown - Happy: NO. But actually yes. I just won’t admit it because of the aforementioned stubbornness. - Holiday: My BIRFDAY. And Christmas. Any holiday where presents are involved. - How do you want to die: In my sleep
I - Ice Cream: Strawberry with oreos <3 - Instrument: Nikon D80
J - Jewelry: Ballet slipper necklace - Job: Is the best
K - Kids: Are the worst. - Kickboxing or karate: Um? -Keep a journal?: .…well…..this….
L - Longest Car Ride: Georgia! - Love: See profile - Letter: My favorite? I like the lettesr S and Z and Q and K. They’re aesthetically pleasing. - Laughed so hard you cried: Oh so many times.
M - Milk flavour: Regular? - Movies: Lifetime movies all day ERRY DAY
- Motion sickness: In the car yes.
N - Number of Siblings: zilch - Number of Piercings: 3 - Number: 3
O - One wish: Don’t you know the rules of wishing?
R - Reason to cry: I like reasons to smile better :)
- Reality T.V.: Real housewives. And anything on MTV - Radio Station: 95.5 - Roll your tongue in a circle?: Huh? - Ring size: I don’t have a clue.
S - Sushi: I don’t like real sushi. Only california rolls. Poser. - Skipped school: 90% of senior year. - Slept outside: No. Hate bugs. - Smoke?: No thankya - Skinny dipped?: On my bucket list fa sho - Shower daily?: Nope. Do somethin. - Sing well?: By myself hell yeah! - Sing in the Shower?: Yessm - Swear?: Too often. - Strawberries/Blueberries: Strawberries
T - Time for bed: Should be 11:30 on a good day. - Thunderstorms: Are cool I guess
U - Unpredictable:
V - Vacation spot: Anywhere involving water and sun and miles from my home.
W - Weakness: Got me stumped. - Wanted to be a model?: No way. If a world where a size 6 is obese then count me the fuck OUT.
- Where do we go when we die?: Back with everyone we want to be with
- Worst Weather?: Hot Humid and Hazy. Ick.
X - X-Rays: Scare the shit out of me. I have x-rays of my spine, neck, right hand, and right foot. - Ex’s: Don’t matter.
Y - Year it is now: 2010 - Yellow: …..
Z - Zoo animal: Elephant! And I want to see a rhinosaur. Rhinoceros. Because I don’t think they exist.
The one I’d watch netflix with and who’s house I can just freely walk in to is in Prague
The one I’d usually be with/thought I’d be with is out at someone’s house with coworkers
The one I really need to catch up with is in Texas
The one I used to spend summers with has hit rock bottom and well, that’s a story for a different day
I’d say I wish school would start but it’s not like I had friends there either. That’ll change this year, I’ll stop being such a quiet little whatsit. Because everyone who knows me knows that…well…I’m quite the opposite.
Cape cod was sweet. So hot though. First time I can honestly say that I’ve both put on my swimsuit AND gotten in the ocean (which was still hypothermia-rendering).
Even though some things didn’t go as planned, I had a blast. I even came back with epic battle wounds from a very intense game of bro-lleybal. Long story. I succeeded in filling up with candy from the Candy Manor and also got a nice bronze tone which has now completely taken over my previous shade of pasty-winter-white. All in all, it was a fun trip. Also watched season 1 of skins. So good. Anyways…
I realized how quick the summer is going by when the things on my calendar get checked off (even though I’ve been off since May, now it’s july and I’m freaking out). Vacations are always just ahead, but then when they’re over its like hey…wait…what? Not only has my first long vacation passed, but also the fourth. Soon my birthday. Then my second beach trip. Then my last. Then school. See where I’m going with this? Once the first vacation ends, it’s like falling down rapids. It goes way too fast.
And I’m not ready to say goodbye to my best friends. One (the one I’m in love with) will yes, be a metro ride or an easy peasy 30 minute drive away. The other (that I’m also in love with, but can only legally be so in a few states and DC) in Boston. Not okay.