brandisbigbootybitches:

im gonna make a movie that’s titled “WILL SOMETHING SCARY HAPPEN?” and it will feature an hour and a half of someone walking around their house in the dark doing various things that COULD be the prelude to something scary but nothing actually scary will happen until after the credits when spooky scary skeletons will play

octupac:

lets play “how rude can i be until u realize i dont like u”

(via sweetcheekszz)

pizza:

am I actually hungry or just bored: a novel by me

(via sweetcheekszz)

general psa:

jcatgrl:

freedom of speech means that the government is not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up. it doesn’t mean that i am not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up.

(via sassykittykicksaves)

#capitol  #dc  

Sext: I kiss you deeply as I lay you back gently on the bed, my hands roaming up your thighs, palms are sweaty, knees weak arms spaghetti

It is taking literally every ounce of restraint in my body to not break everything in sight.

#it's a damn good thing you cant read emotions over text